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Short chapter book ideal for kids age 4 up to 7. Good for beginner chapter readers. Zach has a pet monster called Lenny. No one else can see or hear him.He loves Lenny but there is one big problem. Lenny loves to fart!He farts at home and at school and everyone thinks that it’s Zach.Zach is tired of getting in trouble because of Lenny’s farting.What will Zach do?If you enjoy this book, you may also enjoy other books by Kate Clary, including THE MONSTER THAT STOLE MY UNDERWEAR and FARTICUS STINKAMUS.

File Size: 404 KB

Print Length: 12 pages

Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited

Publication Date: October 25, 2013

Sold by:  Digital Services LLC

Language: English

ASIN: B00G7MXV92

Text-to-Speech: Enabled

X-Ray: Enabled

Word Wise: Enabled

Lending: Not Enabled

Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

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My child although a girl is very tomboyish. I was having a really hard time finding a book she would read especially a chapter book. OMG she was actually asking to read this book and her fluency with it was much better than most books, probably because she was reading something she liked reading. Its not the best subject matter lol but it does keep the kids interest which is what is more important. If they are not interested, they wont read and this book seemed to solve that problem. She is in 2nd grade and normally has a hard time reading but she flew thru this book. I would recommend this to anyone with a stubborn child that is giving them a hard time on reading, It also touches on the issues of having an imaginary friend.

Kate Clary made us both laugh. My son was laughing hysterically, as any little boy does when he hears the word "fart." The book was a great portrait of every little boy blaming the world for his indiscretions. We read it more than once. We were able to use the story to jump off into discussions of, "You know when you do things and you blame..." Very helpful little story. I loved watching him have so much fun. We reread this book, and he's looking forward to the others in the series.

I realize there is a big push to get kids to read and some authors think the more relevant the more readers, but really. I downloaded this book at the request of my 6 year old granddaughter. After reading three pages, she lost interest. Too silly, she said. It seems that the author has an idea that the more times she uses the word fart, the more appealing the book will be. Even without the repetition of "fart," the story was not only silly but made no sense.

This book is hilarious! I chuckle reading it to my kiddo. This is a chapter book, but they aren't long. The pictures are smile worthy. Following along with main character Zach on his funny adventure of putting underwear on his brother's head, grossing his mom out with the smell of farts, and finding a solution to Lenny the Monsters farts is great. My little girl laughs so hard when I read this book to her. Enjoy!

I liked this book because it showed this monster who loved farting but loved a kid and marshmallows so much that he stopped for them. I really liked the part where Lenny showed up in school and let out a big one!! All the kids in school blamed Zach for the farts! I think other kids would like this box because it was silly and funny. -Lila, age 8

Like the monster, I also have a particular talent with cutting the nastiest, stinkiest farts known to mankind. I've got to be careful because my farts are dangerous. I don't want to accidentally give my mommy a heart attack (or fart attack). It is good to know that marshmallows help, but the author didn't say how the monster used them. Perhaps as corks? Yeah, I'll try that.

My granddaughters love this book. They particularly enjoyed it when I substituted the of the monster 'Lenny' with Grandpa and sometimes call Grandpa "lenny' when the timing is right-if you get my drift. LOL

Funny, had my son's attention and he enjoyed it. This is a good book for moms of boys to read to their little boys. I know that some may think that this isn't good literature but in all reality, little boys fart. Big boys fart. And most of the time they think it might be funny to blame someone else. This just shows us the funny side of it. My little boy wants to read the next few books. And if a book on monsters farting makes my little boy want read more, then so be it.

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