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Keane Morgan wouldn't return any of my calls or texts, and I was pissed as hell about it. I didn't want to drive from Seattle to L.A. with the guy any more than he wanted to drive with me, but I had no frickin' choice in the matter - at least, not if I wanted to use his brother Dax's coveted parking spot at UCLA. Okay, so it turned out Keane was objectively gorgeous, and, fine, pretty funny, too. But did he have to be so damned in love with himself? I mean, jeez, the cocky way he flashed those dimples was just so orchestrated. And, honestly, what kind of guy uses the phrase "baby doll" with a straight face? Oh, that's right: the kind of guy who's a male stripper. Yup, the cocky jerk turned out to be Seattle's answer to Magic Mike, a stripper known as "Ball Peen Hammer" - which meant Keane Morgan was emphatically not the kind of guy I'd ever fall for. Not. At. All. No freakin' way. Well, until Keane convinced me to fall for him, that is. Which I did. Hard.
Audible Audio Edition
Listening Length: 11 hours and 55 minutes
Program Type: Audiobook
Version: Unabridged
Publisher: SoCoRo Publishing
Audible.com Release Date: July 14, 2016
Whispersync for Voice: Ready
Language: English
ASIN: B01IDYDLBO
Best Sellers Rank: #113 in Books > Audible Audiobooks > Romance > Contemporary #118 in Books > Literature & Fiction > Genre Fiction > Urban Life #1313 in Books > Audible Audiobooks > Fiction & Literature
Keane or Peen, as he's dubbed by his rambunctious family, is Seattle's version of Magic Mike. He has an interesting take on what women want and is not afraid to share it. In fact, he's good at it, really good, and he's not too hard on the eyes. When he is roped in by his brother to ride shotgun with a friend of a friend, he acts the only way someone with the nickname Peen would, with his own personal brand of antics and sexual innuendos.Maddy needs to get to California to start her new school. She plans to drive alone, but her sister Hannah isn't having that. She contracts one of the Morgan brothers to make sure she arrives safely. When she is preparing to leave, Maddy is greeted by this hottie who speaks his own language. She hopes she survives this three-four day long trip without killing him...or jumping his bones.Where do I start with this....Lauren Rowe knocked it out of the park with this one. If you haven't read her Club series yet, then stop what you're doing, one click it, then come back to my review. You don't need it in order to read this story, but you'll want it after you do...trust me.Did you #oneclick yet? Okay, now I can continue.BPH made me hoot and holler like I was in a strip club. I was not only screaming for the actual strip scenes, but also for the many Peenisms about "pleasuring" the mind, body and soul of a woman. He had his own way of speaking which made me fall in love with his personality from the get go. His roommate Zander was also a great addition to Peen world. Their discussions, stoned or otherwise, were well written and laugh out loud awesome. I loved seeing the emotional side to Keane. It was nice to know that he had more personality depth than what he initially showed.
The little feminist angel on my right shoulder is currently stomping her foot and nursing a bruised eye because the little horny devil on my left won out in this fight.I WANTED to be offended by this book. Really, honest, I wanted to. The things spewing from Keane’s mouth definitely had me raising an eyebrow but he was just SUCH a loveable idiot that I couldn’t be offended by any of it. Instead I opted for laughing out loud at his rants, snorting my way through his ‘wisdom’ on womankind and shaking my head at this frightening glimpse into the male psyche. Be warned though, if you don’t enjoy witty dialogue and endless random conversations then this book may not be for you. This girl, however? I loved every second of it.On a hotness scale between ‘a-Sunday-brunch-with-your-mom’ and ‘my-panties-fell-so-hard-they-are-halfway-to-china-by-now’ this one rated as ‘I-am-never-wearing-panties-again’. It was just THAT hot. And I’m not even talking about the actual sex scenes. I’m talking about all the sexual chemistry flying all over the place and the sexual tension that was so thick you could cut it with a dollar bill from a stripper’s jockstrap and snort it up until your nose bled!But let’s get to the good stuff. The sex. Now there wasn’t a lot of it in this book but what there was definitely made an impact. It was slow and passionate and tentative at first but turned wild and erotic very quickly. For this book, I found the slow build up and tension leading up to the actual act to be so much more delicious. I hung on every single word in this book!I cannot recommend reading this book enough. It hit all of the right spots. It was funny, sexy, sweet and it had just the right amount of angst.
Ball Peen Hammer is the next book by Lauren Rowe and it takes place in same atmosphere as her wildly popular The Club series! I was holding my breath for this one as I fell in love with that series and couldn't wait to read this! This is about Keane Morgan and Maddy Milliken.Maddy is moving to LA from Seattle, to go to UCLA film school. Her thing is documentaries and has won awards for her work. Hannah, Maddy's sister is concerned about her travelling alone and when she finds out her best friend's brother, Keane, is expected to visit LA, she sets them up to travel together.Keane is Seattle's version of Magic Mike and is loving life! He loves his job and is quite cocky. Pun totally intended! Women literally throw themselves at him. His stage name is Ball Peen Hammer and he is definitely not someone Maddy would ever fall for. That's a relief since she will be spending three days in the car with him.But it turns out, Keane is all kinds of gorgeousness wrapped around an insanely hilarious mind! Keane has been told that Maddy is "off-limits" but that doesn't stop him from charming Maddy into wanting him. He's just so into himself and he's flabbergasted when all his usual stripper moves don't seem to have his desired effect on Maddy.Little does he realize, Maddy is loving all the attention Keane is giving her. And when they start filming advice shorts by Ball Peen Hammer, things begin to heat up. Ok, maybe he's not all that bad after all....This was a super fun journey! I absolutely loved Keane. Gosh he had me cracking up! And his views about being a happy lad are truly funny! I loved the way he and Maddy bantered back and forth. I knew there would be some sort of angsty situation and of course it was heart-breaking when it occurred.
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